Friday, September 24, 2004

Friends

Song: My place by Nelly featuring Jaheim (Perfect 10)

Kinship is blood that flows in your body
Love is air that you breathe in
Friendship is water that you drink

Okz.. The 1st 2 line is wad i saw on TV, but the 3rd line is I think of it my own. Do you agree?
Remember the song "All that I need" by Boyzone? You're the air that i breathe, girl you're all that i need... So memorable. Hahaz.. Dunno y. But just felt like mentioning that song.

Let's talk about my drink. Sad to say, I have yet to find my favourite drink, perharps that can be explained by why i still do not have any best friend. To me, friends are like drinks. There are so many drinks available, but all are special. Non taste the same, not even Pepsi and Coke. Every drink is special:

Some taste sweet (Those that show care and concern for you); while some taste salty (Those that are more strict with you); while there are some that taste bitter (Those that are good to you, but shows it in a different way).

Some evaporate easily(They disappear when the condition is hot); while some don't. (while some will still be there no matter what the situation is like)

Some drinks you will always drink like Green Tea, Zappel(Those who you keep in constant contact with); while some you will only drink it once in awhile like Kikapoo, Chrysanthemum Tea (Those that you hardly keep in contact with but they are really in your heart); some you only drink when there isn't much choice available like Hot coffee , Hot tea (Those that you are forced to be with); some you only drink it when the drink is available like Bandung or Mango juice (Those that you do not have means of contact with but they do appear once in awhile); some you drink them only when you need them like tonic or alcohol (Those that you want to make use of)

I have to say that drinks of different categories are not that nice if they are mixed. They will give you a strange feeling. You just feel that there will be no chemical if they are mixed. Just like you don't mix green tea with bandung or tonic with Pepsi. Although it is always to try out new things, why bother if you know the result? Worse still, if it causes the taste of the drink to turn bad.

There is also the alcohol and tonic part. I just realised about their uses recently. Or should i say I just began to know that I drink them because I need their "features" to obtain what I want. They do not come to my mind if I do not need them. Only when I need help, then I will approach them. This type of drinks seems so "shallow".

There are also those drinks that serve certain functions only. They aren't versatile in any way. Just like you drink Coke when you are thirsty, you don't drink them if you want ate something spicy. It is just like a handphone is good for communicating but the pictures taken from it just do not seems to be good. Only some drinks are like that. But there are drinks that are versatile. Just like soya bean milk. It is good for quenching thirst and it is also good for removing heat from your body.

Some drinks appear to be very tasty, but they are not. Packaging has become an important in how drinks are sold. A layer of fakeness has cover up its original content. All drinks have their own packaging. It is just how close the packaging is compared to its content. Some drinks changes its content to suit the drinker. It is just that the drinks are cater to the drinker, it doesn't mean it has lost its original flavour.

Anyway a drinker can also be someone else's drink.

I shall stop here. Think too much sweet drinks liao. Mosquitoes are coming after me.

Sunday, September 19, 2004

Absent

Song: Not worth mentioning.. cause my mp3 playlist only those few songs...

Just watched Matchstick Men. Quite a nice show, but i preferred Ocean's Eleven. Watched Gangs of New York the other day, didn't quite understand what it is talking about. Think i should go read up a bit of history books. Heez.. Didn't blog for quite awhile.

Okz.. Let me try and recall a bit.. Was rushing MMR surveys during the holidays. Went to Zouk on Wednesday with Jon, Adrian, Churn Yee, Gary, Book Kiat, Li Ting, then somehow, over there we have Joseph, Andrew, Melissa, Ann, and other SB pple. Seems like a SP nite there.. Hahaz.. Saw Sharon and her classmates there. Felt a bit strange when i saw her. Cause we neber say hi in sch. Hahaz..

Then the BBQ on thursday, Thankz April for organising it and all other who attended it and cooked for me.. Hahaz.. All of us were so lousy in starting the fire. Next time we shall just go Seoul Garden can liao la.. =x

Anyway, during the holidays, received some idiot's SMS. Felt irritated by his messages. Does meeting up with ex-schoolmate consider acting like she's my gal? Then i will have lots of gals liao loh.. He's juz a pea brain. Act w/o thinking.. dumb ass.. Sickening leh.. Dun ever let me see him outside with her lor... Still dare to pester me.. Agitate me some more i give his number to gays ar!

Will be changing number soon... Think tml ba.. Cause today lazy to compose message and mass send.. Hahaz.. Having ulcer in my mouth, but I am still awake at this hour. What can i say about myself? So notti.. Just like what Miss joanne Fenton say bout me.. Heez..

Thursday, September 16, 2004

Being a Psychiatrist

GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .. Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he took my cloths off.
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
GIRL: .Yes!
PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD!

cOlD!!!

At a doctors surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him "What the hell did you doto your back?" The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out andhe was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That's how I strained my back"The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says "My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?" He replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now .Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you?" "Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!"

Monday, September 06, 2004

Sandtosa or Sextosa?

Okz.. Shall tell you all about my Sentosa trip. Was a bit late in the morning. Then found out that Kok not going. I am the only non-MM people going. This time no more gay outing. There's a GAL with us. Her name is Sabrina. Went to the hawker center there to have out breakfast. Then called up Serene to meet her. But she says reach liao then call her. End up, reached liao also never see her nor does she pick up our phone call. Met Jasmine instead. She went there for the family day with her family. She brought along a friend to meet us and the friend's name is call.. ermm.. i forgot again. Heez. Never mind. That's not that case. She says that Sabrina is very chio. Hahaz. Sabrina looks like Selena and Jasmine looks like Hebe, the Jeremy shall me Ella ba.. =x Jas just came over to say hi nia, then jiu left us liao. So we continue our soccer match. Saw CJ for the 1st or 2nd time. But this is the only time i get to remember his face. Someone set up a portable volleyball court at the beach. It seems so.. diao... Then we were discussing next time we shall set up our basketball court, bring the goal there, then bring cement etc.. Hahaz. then the group that set up the volleyball only has 1 girl with 5 guys. Then CJ's fren say wah.. 1 girl with 5 guys, then the other friend says, they all also wad ( and the they refers to us) and he said it in front of me. Then i was like LOL there.. Hahaz. But the girl at the volleyball court has a super good figure. All of us were like walking past the volleyball court all the time. Then till very late afternoon, Serene came with her friend Deb. Hmmmz.. Noticed a big change on her. But that shall be my private conversation with Jon.. Hahaz.. walked a long distance to 7-11 to have our lunch. Then took the train back. One stupid, dumb malay idiot jump off the train while it was still moving, then he fall flat on the floor. What else could I say? By the time we return, Serene wasn't there anymore. DIAO!!! Couldn't contact her again. That's so normal. Then saw some people beside our base playing mini mahjong. Hahaz. Playing mahjong at Sentosa! HAHAZ.. At about 4++ we left Sentosa. Went to Cine to have our dinner. Ate Pasta Mania. Was so tired to move around. Then kept calling Sabrina old turtle for no reason. =x Moved around orchard for awhile then went home.

My Happy Ending

Song: My Happy Ending by Avril Lavigne and Breakaway by Kelly Clarkson

Hahaz.. A few days no blog liao. Everyday so tired. Was supposed to blog last night, but too tired to wait for the page to load finish.

WEDNESDAY:
Went to meet Bi Er to ask her help me print my survey forms. It's been a long time since i met her. Went around TP to find computers to print my survey form but either the com lab has a spoilt printer or the labs have no available coms if not is her id cannot log in. So troublesome, then we decided to go for lunch 1st. Ate at the design school. Was expecting to see some chiobu there, but it was as disappointing as the western food there. The tartar sauce was so watery, then the fish was so ... nothing nice to mention about. Maybe the nicest thing to bite was the ice there. =x Hahaz.. Then at night went to Bugis with Junliang to watch The Terminal. It was about 2hrs and 15mins. By the time we watch finished it was like bout 2130 liao. Then jl still wanna play Virtual Tennis. Since i let him wait for me for about 45mins earlier on, I shall accomodate him. Who knows that he and the other person never spend finish all their money will not be happy, end up he play till bout 2200++. Then went home to complete my FW article.

Thursday:
Everyone just could not decide who to group with who for the DMA project. Everyone just simply want to avoid somebody, so we discussed it for a long time. I even missed out my night sleeping session. Had some PRIVATE CONVERSATION with some of them, then found out the chemistry of the class. Anyway, PR answers aren't that good all the time. That's why i like unPR answers. =x

Friday
Finally resolved the situation. Hope everyone is satisfied with grouping. I know not everyone will be happy, but that is the best I can arranged for the equal-ness of every group. Went to Creative Sale with Ben, King, and Junming. Saw a lot cheap and nice products but tak ada duit. Sob Sob.. Then the technicians there took a long time to check my webcam problem. So sianz. Sorry to the 3 guys for waiting so long with me. Then at night my service Pack 2 installation got some problem. End up could not find my OM article. Sorry group members.

Saturday
Watch The Outsiders in the morning. A very nice show. Hahaz.. Then went to play soccer. So many people put us plane. Hate it when you jio people come then end up you yourself never turn up. What the fish! Then at night went to supper with Waihon, Ah Kok and Bing Han (rare guest). Hahaz.. Chatted for awhile. Talked about alcohol, smoking, China Black, Fish, Mahjong. Then saw Waihon smoking. Since when he picked up that? Hope he will stop that. Waited for England match to start till old. So sianz while waiting. Just could not decide what to do. Then move here move there. End up didn't watch much of the match, then went to sleep at half time.